Trashy Unmentionables

Don’t make me remove my gloves.

Sheer gloves and fetish bra from Trashy Lingerie.

That Gown

It’s true that I’ll most likely wear this for someone else.  And I’ll laugh with him, lean in close, make terrible promises and then keep them.  All in your dress.  If you’re very lucky I might tell you about it after.

From my favorite lingerie shop in the entire world. 

Watersnake Boots

Something had to die to make these boots possible.  Lovely.  And also dark and ugly.  A daring gift.

4 Hands Massage

It’s just about the most sensual tribute I can imagine – the four hands massage at 10,000 Waves.  Two sets of hands working to make me feel fabulous, relaxed, pampered. 

Gucci Heels

Let it never be said that I am weak, even when it comes to a spectacular pair of heels.  Oh… I may be a little bit weak for these.  I can imagine walking – slowly – up your spine in this very pair of shoes. 

And, it bears mentioning, a woman in Gucci is clearly a woman who is well taken care of.  So thoughtful.

They can be ordered here. 

Barb Wire Corset

Over whom shall I crack the whip in this?

The Barb Wire Corset from Trashy Lingerie.

Orchids

Keep me in exotic orchids all year long.  Each month I’ll be reminded of your commitment and generosity by a monthly call from the UPS man. 

Orchids?  For me?  Where do I sign?

Raymond Chandler

Philip Marlowe, tough LA dames, and murder.  Chandler’s two best detective novels are more than enough to put this difficult and demanding woman in a tizzy.

Keep me up all night.

The Big Sleep & Farewell My Lovely

dangling & sparkly

Sparkly, like me.  Dangling, like… well, like you.  Or rather, where I like to keep you.  On a little chain, perhaps. 

From Barney’s.  Which also has this lovely ring….

Love in White

The most fabulous fragrance in the world, worn by the most beautiful women in the world.  Like bringing a million flowers and laying them at my feet.  Sure to be appreciated. 

 This gift is available locally at the Model Pharmacy.  Or online at Neiman Marcus.